Strange Laws

These laws are still on the books strange as they my be.  A few states were left blank because I couldn't find any laws strange enough to publish.  Other states have more than one.  Enjoy.

Alabama		You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Alaska		No child may build a snowman taller than himself on school property.
Arizona		It's unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
		Donkeys are not permitted to sleep in bathtubs.
Arkansas		A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Little Rock, Arkansas		Dogs can't bark after 6pm.
San Francisco,California		It is unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
		It’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Denver, Colorado		It is against the law to loan your next door neighbor your vacuum.
Connecticut		Anyone riding a bicycle over 65 mph will be ticketed
Delaware		Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
Florida		It is against the law to dream about another man's wife or cow.
		Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
Georgia		It's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Hawaii		Twins can't work for the same company.
		All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.
Tamarack, Idaho		It's illegal to purchase onions after dark except with a special permit from the sheriff.
Chicago, Illinois		It is illegal for anyone to eat in a place that is on fire.
Gurney, Illinois		It is illegal for a woman weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
Indiana		It's illegal to bathe in the winter time.
Iowa		State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.
Natoma, Kansas		It is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt.
Kentucky		It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
		It's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
New Orleans, Louisianan		It is illegal for a woman to drive unless her husband is in front of the car waving a flag.
Rumford, Maine		It is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord.
Baltimore, Maryland		It is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
Massachusetts		Snoring is illegal unless all bedroom windows are shut and securely locked
Michigan		It is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
Minnesota		Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
Mississippi
St. Louis, Missouri		it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.
Whitehall, Montana		It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Omaha, Nebraska		If a child burps during a church service his or her parents may be arrested.
Nebraska		It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup
Las Vegas, Nevada		It's illegal to pawn ones dentures.
New Hampshire		It is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
Trenton, Jew Jersey		It is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.
New Mexica
New York		It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
Charlotte, North Carolina		women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
Fargo, North Dakota		One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place
Ohio		It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania		It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island		It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
South Carolina		Every citizen is obliged to carry his gun to church.
South Dakota		It's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Restaurants in Memphis, Tennessee		It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
Texas		It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Devon, Texas		It is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
Tremonton, Utah		It is illegal for a woman to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.
Vermont		Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Norfolk, Virginia		Spitting on a seagull is not tolerated.
Washington		It's illegal to buy any meat product on Sunday.
West Virginia		Roadkill can be taken home for dinner.
Wisconsin		Unless a person specifically orders margarine it's prohibited to serve it as a substitute for butter especially in state prisons.
Wyoming		It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.